{"id":5588,"date":"2025-06-15T10:01:06","date_gmt":"2025-06-15T09:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/?page_id=5588"},"modified":"2025-06-15T10:02:20","modified_gmt":"2025-06-15T09:02:20","slug":"artistsinlovein2030","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/nonfiction\/nonfiction-poetry\/artistsinlovein2030\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetry | Artists in Love in 2030"},"content":{"rendered":"

Substack june 8 2025 (link<\/a>):<\/p>\n

Artists in Love in 2030<\/strong><\/p>\n

“I’m a painter,” she cooed.<\/p>\n

“I’d love to see your work,” he whispered.<\/p>\n

She typed a prompt into her device. Her printer unspooled a canvas showing Andy Warhol’s weeping face in neon colors.<\/p>\n

“Amazing,” he said. “That was a brilliant prompt.”<\/p>\n

“What about you?” she sighed.<\/p>\n

“I write novels,” he burbled erotically.<\/p>\n

“I’d love to read one.”<\/p>\n

He typed a prompt and his printer began to pump out hundreds of pages of fiction. “Tell me if it’s any good? I never read them myself.”<\/p>\n

“I don’t think I CAN read it,” she panted. “I’m just getting so hot. Creativity is such a turn on.”<\/p>\n

“I feel the same way. Let’s make love, darling,” he gasped.<\/p>\n

They put on their goggles and sat apart. The vacuum pumps whirred and began to approach their crotches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Substack june 8 2025 (link): Artists in Love in 2030 “I’m a painter,” she cooed. “I’d love to see your work,” he whispered. She typed a prompt into her device. Her printer unspooled a canvas showing Andy Warhol’s weeping face in neon colors. “Amazing,” he said. “That was a brilliant prompt.” “What about you?” she […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":316,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5588","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5588"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5590,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5588\/revisions\/5590"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}