{"id":5454,"date":"2024-12-14T12:49:23","date_gmt":"2024-12-14T12:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/?page_id=5454"},"modified":"2025-11-01T23:14:45","modified_gmt":"2025-11-01T22:14:45","slug":"short-ushers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/shorts\/short-ushers\/","title":{"rendered":"Short | Ushers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-5455 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/sUshers_fc01-140x200.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/sUshers_fc01-140x200.png 140w, https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/sUshers_fc01.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 160px) 100vw, 160px\" \/>A young man who has improbably escaped death twice reveals his secret in a spine-tingling short story.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Martin Lorensen is a twenty-three-year-old counselor for disturbed teenagers. He\u2019s bright, compassionate, attractive, and outgoing. He\u2019s also\u2014and this is the most interesting thing\u2014not dead. Martin has improbably survived not one but two deadly disasters that claimed dozens of lives. The kid is riding one hell of a lucky streak. Two federal agents think there is something darker at play. Now that they\u2019ve arranged to interview Martin, they want answers. Martin is ready to share everything he knows. One thing is for certain: when it comes to escaping death, luck doesn\u2019t figure into it at all.<\/p>\n<p><strong>First publication:<\/strong> Amazon Original Stories, EBook<br \/>\n<strong>Date:<\/strong> 2024<br \/>\n<strong>Author(s):<\/strong>\u00a0Joe Hill<br \/>\n<strong>Nomination(s):<\/strong>\u00a0No<br \/>\n<strong>Movie:<\/strong>\u00a0No<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>The books, magazines and\/or collections in which these titles are also published:<br \/>\n<\/strong>\u2022 The Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy 2025<\/p>\n<p><strong>The book\/story is published with these cover(s):<br \/>\n<em>(Click image to see full cover)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<table style=\"border-collapse: collapse; width: 100%;\" border=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/sUshers_fc01.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5455 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/sUshers_fc01-140x200.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"140\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/sUshers_fc01-140x200.png 140w, https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/sUshers_fc01.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 140px) 100vw, 140px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1750 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/NoImageAvailableForNow.jpg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"150\" \/><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center;\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center;\">9781662527944<br \/>\nEbook<br \/>\nAmazon<br \/>\n2024<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center;\">\n<p class=\"product-details__title\">9780063441477<br \/>\nPaperback<br \/>\nMariner Books<br \/>\n2025<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center;\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><strong>Information about edition(s):<br \/>\n<\/strong>\u2022 The story was originally planned to appear in <span class=\"wixui-rich-text__text\">New Demons a <\/span><span class=\"wixui-rich-text__text\">Joe R. 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