{"id":2796,"date":"2019-06-13T18:51:17","date_gmt":"2019-06-13T18:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/?page_id=2796"},"modified":"2019-06-13T18:51:17","modified_gmt":"2019-06-13T18:51:17","slug":"escapehatch008","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/nonfiction\/escapehatch\/escapehatch008\/","title":{"rendered":"The Forecast is for Strange Weather (Escape Hatch 008)"},"content":{"rendered":"<table class=\"templateContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td id=\"templateHeader\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnImageBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnImageBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnImageContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageContent\" valign=\"top\"><a class=\"\" title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/premierecollectibles.com\/strange-weather-four-short-novels\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mcnImage aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/13c14b601d62069f910275129\/images\/86f64ee1-1bff-421a-8381-778097d308f7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"564\" align=\"center\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td id=\"templateBody\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnTextBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnTextBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnTextContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextContent\" valign=\"top\">\n<h1>Strange Weather &#8211; October 24th<\/h1>\n<p>We&#8217;re about one month out from the release of my sixth book,\u00a0<em>Strange Weather<\/em>, a collection of four very short novels.<\/p>\n<p>The first story, &#8220;Snapshot,&#8221; is about a boy who runs afoul of a man called The Phoenician who has a camera that can steal memories. It&#8217;s followed by &#8220;Loaded,&#8221; about America&#8217;s newest beloved sport: the weekend mass shooting. &#8220;Aloft,&#8221; the third novella, is a castaway tale&#8230; only our hero, Aubrey Griffin, finds himself stranded not on a desert island, but on an inexplicably solid cloud, eight thousand feet above sea level. And the book closes with &#8220;Rain,&#8221; about an America besieged by stormclouds that have begun to rain nails of silver and gold, slaughtering folks by the hundreds of thousands, and crippling the nation.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m awfully proud of\u00a0<em>Strange Weather<\/em>, and if any of this sounds interesting to you, I hope you&#8217;ll consider buying a copy. I&#8217;ll be on tour in the U.S. and the U.K. to support the book, but you don&#8217;t have to meet me in the flesh to get a signed hardcover.<a href=\"http:\/\/remierecollectibles.com\/strange-weather-four-short-novels\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a0I&#8217;m also doing an electronic Livesigning through Premiere Collectables on October 18th<\/a>. You can order a book from them and &#8220;meet&#8221; me online.<a href=\"https:\/\/livesigning.com\/joe\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00a0I&#8217;ll be signing, answering questions, and responding to phone calls, until someone mercifully allows me to stop<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s a good book&#8230; but don&#8217;t take my word for it!\u00a0<em>Strange Weather<\/em>\u00a0has been picked as one of the ten\u00a0best books of October by Library Reads (whee! thanks, guys!). And BookPage says: &#8220;Literary horror fans know that there are few authors as deft at marrying pulse-pounding action and a sense of inescapable dread than Joe Hill. Fans of his masterful thrillers\u00a0<em>NOS4A2\u00a0<\/em>and\u00a0<em>The Fireman\u00a0<\/em>will find plenty to love in his new collection of four short novels,\u00a0<strong>Strange Weather<\/strong>.&#8221; Meanwhile,\u00a0<em>Kirkus<\/em>\u00a0and\u00a0<em>Booklist<\/em>\u00a0both gave\u00a0<em>Strange Weather\u00a0<\/em>the much yearned for starred review. With praise like that, how can you resist?<\/p>\n<p>My biggest thanks to everyone who picks this thing up. I&#8217;m grateful to you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnDividerBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnDividerBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnDividerBlockInner\">\n<table class=\"mcnDividerContent\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnImageBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnImageBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnImageContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageContent\" valign=\"top\"><a class=\"\" title=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gauntletpress.com\/product\/nothing-oclock\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mcnImage aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/13c14b601d62069f910275129\/images\/84815326-e4e3-4399-bec6-110a78a2b764.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"564\" align=\"center\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnBoxedTextBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnBoxedTextBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnBoxedTextBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnBoxedTextContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table class=\"mcnTextContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"18\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextContent\" valign=\"top\">\n<div>Gauntlet Press and Borderlands Books have teamed up to print a very limited edition of Neil Gaiman&#8217;s perfectly lovely and perfectly chilling\u00a0<em>Dr. Who<\/em>\u00a0novella.<\/p>\n<p>As a guy who replaced the door to his sitting room with a TARDIS, and as the president of the Gaiman Street Irregulars (a club I just invented on the spot), I was only too glad to write an afterword for &#8220;Nothing O&#8217;Clock&#8221;. Brian Keene also perpetrated an introduction. The book is available in a variety of flavors (signed by Neil, signed by Neil and myself, signed by all three of us). Don&#8217;t just stand there like you&#8217;re a weeping angel &#8212;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gauntletpress.com\/product\/nothing-oclock\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">go order your copy while there are still some in stock<\/a>.<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnImageBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnImageBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnImageContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageContent\" valign=\"top\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mcnImage aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/13c14b601d62069f910275129\/images\/5187e96d-c934-4b1a-8ed6-5e1ef9156558.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"564\" align=\"center\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnTextBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnTextBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnTextContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextContent\" valign=\"top\">I&#8217;m just back from L.A., where I spent a week in the writers&#8217; room, working with the incredibly gifted team that have assembled to break down, block out, and script the first season of\u00a0<em><strong>LOCKE &amp; KEY<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0for Hulu. I was so honored to be a part of the crew &#8212; these guys are the scriptwriting Avengers (in this analogy, I&#8217;m Agent Coulson).<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t had so much fun with an act of team storytelling in my entire adult life. It was, honestly, the closest I&#8217;ve come to the way I felt playing\u00a0<em>Call of Cthulhu<\/em>with my buddies when I was in high school &#8212; only everyone in the writer&#8217;s room is a lot better at make-believe, and we were all getting paid. What a trip.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re going to try real hard to give you something great to watch. Stay tuned.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnBoxedTextBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnBoxedTextBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnBoxedTextBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnBoxedTextContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table class=\"mcnTextContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"18\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextContent\" valign=\"top\">\n<div><strong>FIVE AMAZING COMPLETELY TRUE FACTS:<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>1. If you love Paul McCartney&#8217;s Wings, but always wished they rocked a little harder,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/album\/concrete-and-gold\/id1249068417\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the Foo Fighters share your dream and decided to make it come true<\/a>.<br \/>\n2.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.hulu.com\/the-handmaids-tale\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Aunt Lydia won an Emmy which proves sometimes the world works the way it&#8217;s supposed to. I just wish Samira Wiley could&#8217;ve won too<\/a>. The first season of\u00a0<em>Handmaid&#8217;s Tale<\/em>\u00a0is grim as fuck, but also one of the best first seasons of anything ever.<br \/>\n3.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Sleeping-Beauties-Novel-Stephen-King\/dp\/150116340X\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Two of my favorite novelists have a book out next week<\/a>. If you want to live your best life now you will pick up a copy.<br \/>\n4. &#8220;shitcircus&#8221; has been voted the 2017 Word of the Year by an expert panel of myself and my fourteen year old. So thanks to David Bell of\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Cracked<\/a>\u00a0for introducing that one to us.<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td id=\"templateFooter\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnImageCardBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnImageCardBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageCardBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnImageCardBottomContent\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"right\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageCardBottomImageContent\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mcnImage\" src=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/13c14b601d62069f910275129\/images\/26c30a81-cddd-48b3-8280-c51aab1fcf58.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextContent\" valign=\"top\" width=\"546\">\n<div>5. This is an\u00a0actual doughnut which really exists in our timeline.<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnImageBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnImageBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnImageContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnImageContent\" valign=\"top\"><a class=\"\" title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.foyles.co.uk\/Public\/Events\/Detail.aspx?eventId=3417\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mcnImage aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/13c14b601d62069f910275129\/images\/8602f097-f973-48bb-b2e2-52a77b8128cf.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"564\" align=\"center\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnTextBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnTextBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnTextContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextContent\" valign=\"top\">\n<div>And this is an actual event, which really exists in our universe &#8212; specifically in London, at Foyle&#8217;s Books, this very fall. And I&#8217;ll be there. You should be there too.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.foyles.co.uk\/Public\/Events\/Detail.aspx?eventId=3417\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">You can buy your tickets here<\/a>.<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnCaptionBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnCaptionBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnCaptionBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnCaptionBottomContent\" style=\"width: 105.452%;\" border=\"0\" width=\"false\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnCaptionBottomImageContent\" style=\"width: 100%;\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><a class=\"\" title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/subterraneanpress.com\/best-of-subterranean\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mcnImage alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/13c14b601d62069f910275129\/images\/7f7927a0-cef7-4d55-9140-5d188356046e.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"535\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextContent\" style=\"width: 100%;\" valign=\"top\" width=\"564\">\n<div>Oh, hey, this is also out.\u00a0<em>The Best of the Subterranean<\/em>\u00a0features some smashingly great fiction and has received the beloved starred reviews from both Publisher&#8217;s Weekly and Kirkus. One of my stories is in the line up (&#8220;Last Breath&#8221;).\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/subterraneanpress.com\/best-of-subterranean\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Check it out<\/a>.<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table class=\"mcnTextBlock\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody class=\"mcnTextBlockOuter\">\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextBlockInner\" valign=\"top\">\n<table class=\"mcnTextContentContainer\" border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"mcnTextContent\" valign=\"top\">\n<div>Time to wrap this shitcircus up. Look after each other &#8212; you&#8217;ve got to. We&#8217;re all in the lovers club now. I&#8217;ll check back with you in a couple weeks.<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strange Weather &#8211; October 24th We&#8217;re about one month out from the release of my sixth book,\u00a0Strange Weather, a collection of four very short novels. The first story, &#8220;Snapshot,&#8221; is about a boy who runs afoul of a man called The Phoenician who has a camera that can steal memories. 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