{"id":110,"date":"2018-10-07T17:15:37","date_gmt":"2018-10-07T17:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/?page_id=110"},"modified":"2022-08-07T10:45:45","modified_gmt":"2022-08-07T10:45:45","slug":"short-judeconfrontsglobalwarming","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/shorts\/short-judeconfrontsglobalwarming\/","title":{"rendered":"Short | Jude Confronts Global Warming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-1515\" src=\"http:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/SubPress.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"138\" height=\"200\" \/>A very short story about Jude and Georgia from Heart-Shaped Box where Jude gets wind up about all the commotion around global warming&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>First publication:<\/strong> Subterranean Press Spring online magazine<br \/>\n<strong>Date:<\/strong>\u00a02007<br \/>\n<strong>Author(s):<\/strong>\u00a0Joe Hill<br \/>\n<strong>Nomination(s):<\/strong>\u00a0No<br \/>\n<strong>Movie:<\/strong>\u00a0No<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>The books, magazines and\/or collections in which these titles are also published:<br \/>\n<\/strong>\u00b7 A Little Silver Book of Sharp Shiny Slivers<br \/>\n\u00b7 Revelations : Horror Writers For Climate Action (Se\u00e1n O&#8217;Connor)<\/p>\n<p><strong>The book\/story is published with these cover(s):<br \/>\n<em>(Click image to see full cover)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<table style=\"border-collapse: collapse; width: 100%; height: 46px;\" border=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"height: 23px;\">\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center; height: 23px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1515\" src=\"http:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/SubPress.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"104\" height=\"150\" \/><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center; height: 23px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/bsharpshinyslivers_01fc.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1015 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/bsharpshinyslivers_01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center; height: 23px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/kDead-Wood_JudeConfronts_01fc.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4699\" src=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Revelations-136x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"102\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Revelations-136x200.jpg 136w, https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Revelations.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 102px) 100vw, 102px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center; height: 23px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4700\" src=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Revelations2-128x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"96\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Revelations2-128x200.jpg 128w, https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Revelations2.jpg 197w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 96px) 100vw, 96px\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 23px;\">\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center; height: 23px;\">Online Magzine<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8211;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">&#8211;<\/span><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center; height: 23px;\">Hardcover<br \/>\nBorderland Press<br \/>\n2017<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center; height: 23px;\">9781639510054<br \/>\nHardcover<br \/>\n2022<br \/>\nStygian Sky Media<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 25%; text-align: center; height: 23px;\">&#8230;<br \/>\nPaperback<br \/>\nTBA<br \/>\nStygian Sky Media<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><strong>Information about edition(s):<br \/>\n<\/strong>\u00b7 Read it online <a href=\"https:\/\/subterraneanpress.com\/magazine\/spring_2007\/fiction_jude_confronts_global_warming_by_joe_hill\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>The story starts as follows:<br \/>\n<\/strong>Georgia was in the music library, knitting little silver skulls on a shawl, and listening to the radio, when Jude wandered into the room.<br \/>\n\u201c\u20263,000 scientists signed the strongest statement yet on the subject of global warming,\u201d said the newsman. \u201cThe letter paints a dark picture of the earth\u2019s future, warning that melting ice caps, super hurricanes, and coastal flooding are inevitable if the global community doesn\u2019t act decisively to address climate change. Concerned consumers are advised to consider lowering their energy consumption, and to look at alternative energy cars\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nJude flipped the radio over to FUM. They were playing Soundgarden,<i>Black Hole Sun.<\/i>\u00a0Jude turned it up.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat the fuck you do that for?\u201d Georgia said, and chucked a sewing needle at the back of his head. It bounced off his shoulders. Jude ignored it. \u201cI was listening to that, asshole.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNow you\u2019re listening to this,\u201d Jude said.<br \/>\n\u201cYou\u2019re such a dick.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Other information:<br \/>\n<\/strong>\u00b7 Jude doesn&#8217;t die really<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nomination(s):<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Movie:<br \/>\n<\/strong>&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very short story about Jude and Georgia from Heart-Shaped Box where Jude gets wind up about all the commotion around global warming&#8230; First publication: Subterranean Press Spring online magazine Date:\u00a02007 Author(s):\u00a0Joe Hill Nomination(s):\u00a0No Movie:\u00a0No The books, magazines and\/or collections in which these titles are also published: \u00b7 A Little Silver Book of Sharp Shiny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":42,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-110","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4875,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/110\/revisions\/4875"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joehill.nl\/TheCollection\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}