A list of blurbs* written by Joe:

Cover: Title & author: Blurb:
Ack-Ack Macaque (The complete trilogy)
Gareth L. Powell
Paperback
ISBN: 9781781086056
“Arguably the greatest title of all time.”
The Android’s Dream
John Scalzi
Paperback
ISBN: 9781250174758
“The most entertaining, accessible writer working in SF today.”
Behind Her Eyes
Sarah Pinsborough
Hardcover
ISBN: 9781250111173
“A masterfully engineered thriller that brings to mind Hitchcock at his most uncanny and Rendell at her most relentless. Lean and mean, dark and disturbing, this is the kind of novel that takes over your life. Sarah Pinsborough slays.”
Cursed Words, The Whole Damn Thing
Charles Soule & Ryan Browne
Hardcover
ISBN: 9781534322110
Terrific, terrific comic
Colder
Paul Tobin,  Juan Ferreyre, Nate Piekos
Paperback, omnibus
ISBN: 9781506704791
“Colder is a potent cocktail of giddy madness, baroque cruelty, and hallucinatory grotesques… pour yourself a tall icy glass.”
The Collapsing Empire
John Scalzi
Hardcover
ISBN: 9780765388889
“John Scalzi is the most entertaining, accessible writer working in SF today.”
Destroyer
Victor LaValle
Paperback
ISBN: 9781684150557
“Victor LaValle tells stories that need to be told.”
The Diary Thief (aka Raped Diaries)
Katherine Glover
Chapbook
“As chilling a debut as you are likely to read anywhere.”
Disappearance At Devil’s Rock
Paul Tremblay
Paperback
ISBN: 9781785653643
“Exquisite, empathic horror of the highest quality.”
The End of all Things
John Scalzi
Paperback
ISBN: 9781447290506
“The most entertaining, accessible writer working in SF today.”
Forgotten Girl
Rio Youers
Hardcover
ISBN: 9781250072399
“A supernatural thriller that thunders along at Mach 5 from the first page to the last. Written with a brutal lyricism, a savage wit, and a killer instinct for suspence, it’s a work that marks out Rio Youers as a big star.”
Fuzzy Nation
John Scalzi
Paperback
ISBN: 9781250174642
“The most entertaining, accessible writer working in SF today.”
Hap and Leonard, Blood and Lemonade
Joe R. Lansdale
Paperback
ISBN: 9781616962531
“A true American original.”
Head On
John Scalzi
Paperback
ISBN: 9781509835102
“The most entertaining, accessible writer working in SF today.”
Her Every Fear
Peter Swanson
Hardcover
ISBN:9780062427021
“Like a stiletto in the ribs.”
Insomnia
Sarah Pinborough
Hardcover
ISBN: 9780062856845
“The twistiest and most gripping thriller since Paula Hawkins’s The Girl on the Train, an absolute must-read for suspense fans.”

Put this book on your radar: Sarah Pinborough’s Insomnia is the twistiest and most gripping thriller since Paula Hawkins’s The Girl on the Train, an absolute must-read for suspense fans. The pages fly and the revelations deliver shock after shock. Don’t sleep on this one – it’s Sarah Pinborough’s best yet.”

The Kaiju Preservation Society
John Scalzi
Hardcover
ISBN: 9780765389121
“John Scalzi is the most entertaining, accessible writer working in SF today.”
The Last House on Needless Street
Catriona Ward
Hardcover
ISBN: 9781788166164
‘A chilling and beautiful masterpiece of suspense. I was enthralled’
The Living Dead
George A. Romero, Daniel Kraus
Hardcover
ISBN: 9781781633919
‘A horror landmark.’

‘A work of gory genius marked by all of Romero’s trademark wit, humanity, and merciless social observation.’

The Monster of Elendhaven
Jennifer Giesbrecht
Hardcover
ISBN: 9781250225689
“A black tide of perversity, violence, and lush writing.”
The Next Time I Die
Jason Starr
Paperback
ISBN: 9781789099515
“Paranoid noir… playing its own one-of-a-king game.”
Ordinary Monsters
M.J. Miro
Hardcover
ISBN: 9781250833662
“Ordinary Monsters is a towering achievement: a dazzling mountain of wild invention, Dickensian eccentrics, supernatural horrors, and gripping suspense. be warned… once you step into this penny dreadful to end all penny dreadfuls, you’ll never want to leave.”
Pulp
Ed Brubaker, Sean Phillips
Hardcover
ISBN: 9781534316447
“A new title from the sharpshooters behind FATALE and CRIMINAL is reason enough to go on living.”
Reckless
Ed Brubaker, Sean Phillips
Hardcover
ISBN: 9781534318519
“Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips are doing the best work of their lives right now and RECKLESS is an absolute rush: on the same level as golden age Travis McGee novels and the hardest hitting Richard Stark stories. This comes at youas fast as Steve McQueen in a souped up Mustang and as hard as Charles Bronson with a baseball bat. You gotta have it.”
Redshirts
John Scalzi
Hardcover
ISBN: 9780765316998
“Redshirts is (a) ruin-your-underwear funny, (b) a mind-bender sure to Philip K. Dick you over, and (c) absurdly rich in ideas and feeling. John Scalzi sets his imagination to STUN and scores a direct hit. Read on and prosper.”
Sea of Rust
C. Robert Cargill
Hardcover
ISBN: 9780062405838
“A forty-megaton cruise missile of a novel…. Visceral, relentless, breathtaking.”
Survivors Club #1
Lauren Beukes, Dale Halvorsen, Ryan Kelly
Single issue comic
“Brainy, ambitious and delightfully scary, SURVIVORS’ CLUB is a throwback to books like THE SANDMAN and HELLBLAZER that made Vertigo a legend.”
Survivors Club
Lauren Beukes, Dale Halvorsen, Ryan Kelly
Paperback
ISBN: 9781401265540
“Brainy, ambitious and delightfully scary.”
Why Horror Seduces
Mathias Clasen
Paperback
ISBN: 9780190666514
“Over the course of thirteen brilliantly argued chapters, Mathias Clasen uses the sharp edge of evolutionary psychology to skin the horror genre alive and reveal the wet red tendons twitching under the surface. Why Horror Seduces is sure to provoke admiration, argument, debate, and delight among fans and creators. An essential read for anyone who cares about terrifying fiction.”
The Woman in the Room
A.J. Finn
Hardcover
ISBN: 978-0062678416
“Compelling, wrenching, and gasp-for-breath exciting—I was blown away.”

*Blurb= A brief testimonial or excerpt of a review, as on a book jacket.